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That’s a great question, Jasun. I’ve always wondered how adult industry people who work in office environments deal with the inevitable horniness that comes from being surrounded by porn? I’ve always worked alone, so it’s not an issue for me. On the other hand, it can be a bit distracting when I have to keep stopping work so I can toss one off real quick. lol
so, here’s my UPS story.
I worked for a small wholesale apparel company and we got a new driver. He was about 6’2”, maybe 180 pounds, good looking, sandy brown hair and a great voice with a boisterous personality. He delivered and picked up so I’d usually see him twice a day. Some times it was a battle between my co-worker and me to see who would get to go to the loading dock when Mr. UPS rang the bell. I got to be pretty good freinds with the driver over maybe a year. Even though I totally had the hots for this guy I thought there was no way he was either gay or bi. So one day we are talkng and I mentioned that I had this tree in my back yard that had gotten out of control and he offered to bring his dad’s chainsaw over to help me cut it down. I accepte, we arranged a Saturday and he showed up right on time, wearing shorts and a sleeveless tee shirt and looking as hot as ever. His legs had a nice cover of medium brown hair and oh how I wanted to climb those babies. Well, we start on the tree and at one point he asked for some kind of tool to do something t the saw so I said I’d go to the basement and see if I could fnd one. I’m in the basement looking around my work bench for the tool and all of a sudden he is behind me and spins me around. Now mind you I had not even heard him come in the house so I was a bit startled. After he spins me around and I am facing him he rips down my shorts and drops to his knees and starts slurping away at my cock. WELL, of course I am loving this and make him promise that I get to do the same to him. He agrees. After he finishes me off in the basement, and swallowed, we go back out and work on the tree in the yard. When that is done we go back in to my living room and he sprawls out on my couch and takes his shorts off. I start climibng those long hairy legs and find a huge cock with a big head so I go at it and in no time he sprays a big load all over his chest. He then asks for a tour of the house, as this is the first time he has seen it, and when we get to the attic he is all over me again! By the end of the day we had done it one each of four floors in the house and we were both quite happy. Over the next few months we have an occasional encounter on the loading dock at work. He would come into the loading area to sign our book and if he closed the overhead door behind him then I knew it meant he had some time for quick hot sex. One time he even sprayed all over the floor and I had to scramble to clean it up. As time went by I discovered that he was bi, ahd a girlfriend that lived with him and that he was also doing this with many other guys on his route. I decided it was way too risky to continue having sex with him so I ended it. Once in a while I see him in the old work neighborhood and he’ll give me a big hug and ask hwow things are. He is now married but for all I know he still fools around. I have since gotten married to a great guy so the days of that kind of sex are long over for me. (legally married in Canada, by the way)
So there is my UPS story. I hope you enjoyed it and to me it still seems like something from a book, not something that really did happen to little old me.
I haven’t had time to really jack off at work yet. There are very few bathrooms and the models are constantly needing them to “clean out” so unless I could rub one out PDQ, then it doesn’t seem that likely. Plus, I’m just not horny at work that much. Damn, I think I just pulled a Debbie Downer to this thread. Sorry! Let’s go back to the hot UPS guy again!
I used to work nights in an empty office building and had a wank in the men’s room on more than one occasion.
Another time I was guarding a building site, had to sit in the reception of a derelict office building where all the Irish builders were staying. In the middle of the night one of the guys came down to watch a porno not realizing I was there and we ended up having a wank together.